About

We craft handmade golf accessories that are driven by style. Made from high quality materials, our products are not only aesthetically pleasing but also durable and practical.

The story

Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. I can't go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Me fail English? That's unpossible. Dad didn't leave… When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. Dad didn't leave… When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face!

Here's to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life's problems. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted my life. You don't win friends with salad. Look out, Itchy! He's Irish! He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?!

The Process

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

We craft handmade golf accessories that are driven by style. Made from high quality materials.

Cutting

Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. Human contact: the final frontier. Dad didn't leave… When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. Thank you, steal again.

The materials

Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. I can't go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Me fail English? That's unpossible. Dad didn't leave… When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. Dad didn't leave… When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face!

Here's to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life's problems. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted my life. You don't win friends with salad. Look out, Itchy! He's Irish! He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?!

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird," and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? Homer no function beer well without. Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son."